The Troglodyte Breeder
When I was younger and my generation were still modeling their future dating and marriage prospects on Michaela and Sully in 'Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman' (ie super chaste and slow moving) a friend of mine described his future plans. Please understand that most of our knowledge was coming from our limited understanding of procreation in humans but our vast knowledge in breeding - that's what happens when you're born into a farming community. He said he was going to have a hot wife and a breeding wife. One wife to attend all social functions looking hot and one with a proven track record of fertility to birth all the children. In my mind she also had large child bearing hips, maybe some curly hair. I suppose biblically he wasn't on the wrong track. Abraham followed a similar trajectory, as did others. One is covering all the bases, so to speak. Now that we're all older and have discovered that children aren't made with longing glances across the creek, while y