Why is Miss Rabbit single and other pertinent questions.
The following is the internal monologue that goes on in my mind every day. I choose to keep it to myself mostly...
Ok so Miss Rabbit literally runs every business in town, she's everywhere, all the time. Her sister, on the other hand, stays at home and has children. So we're telling our daughters - you get to run the grocery store, the ice cream shop and the fire station but only if you don't have children.
And why does everyone live on a hill? Oh wait, there was that one episode of the big flood. Hill living did come in handy then.
And why does Blaze need a driver when everyone else can drive themselves?
And can someone tell Pickle that Crusher is a doosh? Seriously. And how is it that in every race Pickle manages to keep up with all the monster machines and yet they are always the winners?
For me Pickle's sunny disposition is the highlight of every episode.
So Max and Ruby... Where the hell are their parents? Reminds me of a movie we had to watch in first year Sociology - 'The Cement Garden'. Sometimes their grandparents make an appearance but I have as yet to see their parents. My worst episode is when Ruby is trying to put Max to sleep. I mean give the girl a break, she too has school in the morning. The lack of parents in this series really freaks me out.
And then everyone's favourite - let's talk about puppies who can talk and drive heavy duty vehicles when the other animals in the programme are verging on catatonic. Ahem, Chickoletta.
And if they are all puppies where are their parents? And again we have left the care of all these young hounds in the hands of a young boy. Where are Riders parents? Does he really need to be burdened with the health and safety of an entire town?
And does the crappy mayor from the neighboring town ever have to apologize for being a dick? He literally sabotages almost every episode and he never has to face the consequences of his actions. Or is this just 'House of Cards' for kids?
And lastly does anyone have the contact details for Alvin and the Chipmunks' dad? #askingforafriend
Ok so Miss Rabbit literally runs every business in town, she's everywhere, all the time. Her sister, on the other hand, stays at home and has children. So we're telling our daughters - you get to run the grocery store, the ice cream shop and the fire station but only if you don't have children.
And why does everyone live on a hill? Oh wait, there was that one episode of the big flood. Hill living did come in handy then.
And why does Blaze need a driver when everyone else can drive themselves?
And can someone tell Pickle that Crusher is a doosh? Seriously. And how is it that in every race Pickle manages to keep up with all the monster machines and yet they are always the winners?
For me Pickle's sunny disposition is the highlight of every episode.
So Max and Ruby... Where the hell are their parents? Reminds me of a movie we had to watch in first year Sociology - 'The Cement Garden'. Sometimes their grandparents make an appearance but I have as yet to see their parents. My worst episode is when Ruby is trying to put Max to sleep. I mean give the girl a break, she too has school in the morning. The lack of parents in this series really freaks me out.
And then everyone's favourite - let's talk about puppies who can talk and drive heavy duty vehicles when the other animals in the programme are verging on catatonic. Ahem, Chickoletta.
And if they are all puppies where are their parents? And again we have left the care of all these young hounds in the hands of a young boy. Where are Riders parents? Does he really need to be burdened with the health and safety of an entire town?
And does the crappy mayor from the neighboring town ever have to apologize for being a dick? He literally sabotages almost every episode and he never has to face the consequences of his actions. Or is this just 'House of Cards' for kids?
And lastly does anyone have the contact details for Alvin and the Chipmunks' dad? #askingforafriend
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